poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

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kaynanas:

xargen:

superhighschoollevelpessimist:

eneko-wweh:

mr-egbutt:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT




the added directions are great.'insert peanuts''gradually become irritated''cresc., or not''untie slip knot''bow real fast, slippage may occur'

Release the penguins

Is this a homestuck song?

ExcuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuse you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No it’s not from homestuck-
 It’s a song for the game Touhou. Flandre Scarlet’s theme and a remix of U.N Owen was her? Made by ZUN out lord and savoir 
Get that homestuck trash our of this beautiful song thnx

kaynanas:

xargen:

superhighschoollevelpessimist:

eneko-wweh:

mr-egbutt:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

the added directions are great.
'insert peanuts'
'gradually become irritated'
'cresc., or not'
'untie slip knot'
'bow real fast, slippage may occur'

Release the penguins

Is this a homestuck song?

ExcuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuse you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No it’s not from homestuck-

 It’s a song for the game Touhou. Flandre Scarlet’s theme and a remix of U.N Owen was her? Made by ZUN out lord and savoir 

Get that homestuck trash our of this beautiful song thnx

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1. Kiss that cute boy at the party, but push him away as soon as he puts his hand up your skirt
2. Smoke a cigarette for the first time, and make it your last
3. Don’t straighten your hair for a week, see how many compliments you get
4. Blast your favourite song even when your mum has told you off for playing it too loudly. Enjoy those 3 minutes of pure happiness before she pulls the plug out.
5. Say yes to going out, you’ll have something to tell your grandchildren about
6. Paint a sun on a rainy day, then stick it to the window
7. Eat the cupcake, you have better things to worry about than those 300 calories
8. Do yoga and meditate as often as possible
9. Stand up for yourself. Someone called you a slut? Someone said you are ugly? Someone said your art work was boring and dull? That is your cue to fucking stand up for yourself and make them speechless
10. Don’t respond to a group of males whistling at you. You’re a human being, not a fucking dog
11. Leave your headphones at home, see how much you are missing out on because you’re always lost in your own thoughts
12. Carry hand sanitizer and bandaids in your purse
13. Wear sexy underwear, loads of leather, a fur coat, heels and purple lipstick. Do it for yourself, not for the hot guy next door.
14. If you’re having a bad day, cry, scream, punch a pillow, throw stuff around. Then you pick up the mess, including yourself and get back up.
15. Smile, be polite and get on peoples good sides for starters
16. Stop waiting for your crush, stop dressing up for the bar man that serves you a free drink or staying extra hours at work for your boss. Stop impressing these dickheads and start impressing yourself.
17. Laugh until you cry, and when the girl sitting next to you in class tells you to shut up, laugh even louder.
18. Do whatever feels right in the moment, laugh, cringe and regret it later. Repeat.
— insical (via bl-ossomed)
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brightlights-darklives:

My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”

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atomicflan:

gryffindorgay:

“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”

We did it at school. The myth also says that the pairings could be male/female, male/male or female/female (just sayin’)

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therandomactorg:

Random Acts started with a simple idea:  ”If all those talented, if slightly weird people could band together, we’d be an unstoppable force.” And, guess what? We are! We are conquering the world one random act of kindness at a time - thanks to you!
And, you know what? This is love.

therandomactorg:

Random Acts started with a simple idea:  ”If all those talented, if slightly weird people could band together, we’d be an unstoppable force.” And, guess what? We are! We are conquering the world one random act of kindness at a time - thanks to you!

And, you know what? This is love.

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straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

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"If you want me again look for me under your boot-soles."
-Walt Whitman, Song of Myself

"If you want me again look for me under your boot-soles."

-Walt Whitman, Song of Myself

mostly-benedict:

shagalotmrholmes:

sherlockspeare:

I was wondering what if Khan could breathe fire through his nostrils…

ahahaha why only one nostril?

Khangestion… ?

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tastefullyoffensive:

Crazy Ideas That Just Need to Happen Already

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highs0ciety:

arabbara:

R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit

this is the only september 11th post I’m reblogging

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